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A HOUSE WITH TOO MANY WINDOWS

By: Ijomor Ifeanyi

I am not an architect or a builder but obviously not oblivious of terminologies in the civil or building engineering terrain. “A house with too many windows is indeed very compelling”.

While living in this earth for quite sometime now in different neighborhoods and country, I find it intriguing what has transpired in the past and what is now taking place? Do you imagine what such houses face or are predisposed to? Your guess is as good as mine.

Such houses are host by design whether they like it or not to varied group of animates (Human and non-human) alike such as:

Rodents
Cats
Snakes
Mosquitoes
Thieves
Truant children
Eloper/escapees

I once lived in a country where the windows are too many, occasioned by the broken or non-existence of operational Laws in the Land and moreover when the windows are at the mercy of either the rodents, the cats, the snakes, the scorpions, the mosquitoes, the thieves, the truant child the eloper/escapees just to name a few.

Rodents as you may come to understand are very destructive. They forage on anything that the open windows of the house could allow them to have. Amazingly, they communicate details of the loopholes of the house management to other rodents that they come across during their lifetime. They do not care if they are trapped or not. But rather prefers that they ruin the house and cause shortages in food supplies. Most often than not they mess up all already beautified adornments in the house. A place visited by rodents usually losses all decency, chaos is the order of the day.

A cat on the other hand comes after the rodents in the house. Thanks to the numerous entry points in the house that makes for the easy passages. In the process of checkmating the rodents, things are turned over, leathered settees or couch suffers molestation and degrading. They many a times are torn literally apart. Furs deposit by them, an ominous sign for the allergic. Over time the cats eventually becomes friendly with the cats and they both then tangle in all they do, causing more mess.

The snake’s known for its crawling abilities and speed under cover, comes into houses normally through cracks in the walls. Snakes giving that a house has many windows, makes it less cumbersome for its exploits. Once inside the house, I bet you, every occupant has the need to feel very uneasy. The snake is very sleek and dangerous. They could poison, bite, constrict, and swallow you up without any suspicion. Snakes do not belong in the house. their presence is deadly. Nothing positive comes out of their presence in the house. Fear and anarchy is the order of the day.

Building a house with many windows is analogous to spending much with its upkeep. One of such spending is in the area of curbing the dangerous effect of mosquito bites. Owners of such houses must be up and doing unless they cherish the deadliness of fever in all shades and lately the West Nile Virus. The presence of mosquitoes translates to ill health and a sick house. The GDP (Gross Domestic Product) of such house is always below that which is prescribed by the international finance institutions. Development is compulsorily slow, death is rampant, wailing and mourning is the order of the day.

There come the thieves taking advantage of loopholes. A house with many windows obviously gives up itself for penetration. The cost of securing the various entrances with burglary proofs and the fact that in modern times they no longer could keep away thieves has made living in the house a severe anguish. Come to think of it, thieves in this regard come in different shades and with different authority. They also come in diverse appellations like in Bandits, Gangs, Armed Robbers, Pen Robbers, Governors, Counselors, Local Government Chairpersons, Honorable, President, Judges, Traditional Heads, Pastors and Bishops, Ambassadors, Police, etc, just to mention a few.

These categories of thieves rain terror in the lives of occupants of this good intentioned multiple windowed house. Their domestic freedom is taken away, poverty reigns, affluence is displayed in the streets; value system cogent and concise for forward growth of the house is thrown to the wind without caution.

This brings me to the fact that since the rule of law is now broken in such house, truancy of children becomes the order of the day. No one could account for the whereabouts of members of this good intentioned house. The windows gradually gave way to become doors and going through them all in the name of escaping unnoticed over time became a lot easier. I was once told that going through the window is an act of a thief. But with time I realized that going through the window is also an act of a careless owner who misplaced his keys and felt that since the window is less costly to replace, goes through the window in which ever way so long as access is gained.

All said and done, when it becomes unbearable for some in the house to cope, they seek alternative houses to live in. they simply elope. Some would blame them for eloping. They would rather suggest fixing it. But do they ask where the knowledge to fix it would come from? Everyone in that house appears to be on the same page of a vicious life circle towards doom. It would take a look from afar to appreciate the quagmires that the house is into.

Some would say call the elders to fix it, some would say call the expatriates, but most often they forget to mention the builders for correction. Who are the builders? Is age a factor in building? Is position acquired by hook or crook a factor to consider? Is outright destruction a factor to consider? Must you belong to the thick and thin of the society to be considered?

As I pondered over these, I asked myself this question? Why can’t we ask the Rodents, the Cats, the Mosquitoes, the Thieves, the Truant child and the elopers to be part of this problem solving exercise? The only answer that came through was that nobody agrees to be any of these that have over time caused the house such pain.

Sincerity, truth and progress continue to slip away from this house. The reality is that the multi-faceted windowed house remains the same. How long will this go on? Who can tell?

Ijomor Ifeanyi
Maryland,
USA.


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